Bill So Horny Lyrics by 2 Live Crew

[sampled words]:
Whatll we get for ten dollars?
Every ting you want.
Everything?
Every ting
[bill]:
Monica?
[monica]
Yes, bill?
[bill]
Monica, what would you do for a job here at the white house?
[monica]
Id do anything, bill.
[bill]
Really?
[monica]
Mm-hm.
[bill]:
Well, do you swallow?
[monica]
I sure do, bill.
[bill]
You do?
[monica]
Mm-hm.
[bill]
Well, what would you do with this cigar?
[monica]
Well why dont you let me show you, billy.

Ooh! dont do that, baby! ahh! hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaah!

Chorus: (repeated during breakdowns)
Ahh! me so horny! me love you long time!

Verse 1: [brother marquis]
Sittin in my office with my dick on hard
Fuckin all the interns cause Im the boss
Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches
Said, whats up, monica baby? can you come and kiss it?
She arrived at the white house, knocked on the door,
Threw her draws on the floor and said fuck me! like a whore
Im a freak in heat, a dog without warning!
Your dick is much bigger than vernon jordans.

Chorus

[bill] (during chorus):
Now monica ...
Monica, cmon, lets go into the oval office, girl.
I just wanna break you off a lil somethin ...
Comeon now, lets go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby ...

Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
Gore always asks him why he sexes so much
Its the perks of being prez; you always get a nut
Since youre married to tipper, you shouldnt be sad
Dont tell hilary so she wont get mad
cause you know shell be disgusted if he ever gets busted
And newt will be mad cause he didnt get the ass
Hes a prez in heat, a freak without warning
He loves oral sex, cause bill so horny!

Chorus

[bill] (during chorus):
Oh, monica, I want you to come over here
And break me off in the oval office, now ...
Di-did you bring your presidential knee-pads?
Im ready to get my freak on, girl,
I dont know about you ... Im not a player no more, girl ... naw,
I just crush a lot ...

Verse 3: [brother marquis]
You can say Im a pervert or a desperate motherfucker
Ill hook you up with paula and let you do each other
Ill play with your mind just like its a game
Ill call my homie vernon so we can run a train
And fuck linda tripp, cause I hate that bitch
I even got her on tape sucking on my dick
Im a freak in heat, a dog without warning
Hilarys my wife, but monica baby, youre my woman

Chorus

[bill] (during chorus):
Oh monica ... oh, I cant believe its sogood, girl ...
Im gonna have to take you to the next democratic convention ...
So you can hook up all the fellas ...
Thisll be goodfor some vogues ...
I cant believe this ... ohhh God ...

Breakdown: [mr mixx]
(cuts and scratches: hey, whats the matter, baby? )

Chorus

[bill] (during chorus):
Oh monica, thats ...
Oh, that feels so goood!
Ohh! oh yes, ohhh!
Oh! ohh! ohhhh!!!
Oh yeah ... ohhh ... oh yes!
Oh ...

Verse 4: [fresh kid ice]
Its true you werent employed until you met bill
He made you an intern, and you ratted still
You tell your parents that he turned you out
In the oval office of the white house
You said it yourself, you like it like he do
You put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it too
Hes a freak in heat; janet reno didnt warn em
He loves oral sex, cause bill so horny!

Chorus

[outro] (repeated till end of track)

Fuckie suckie
Me fuckie suckie

[bill] (during chorus and outro):
Monica, I cant believe you did this to me!
I gave you a job, woman! dammit, why did you do this to me?
Now whats america gonna think?
I mean, it couldve just been me, you, and my wife hilary!
No one had to know!
You didnt have to go tell everybody, now!
Ken starrs on my case and ...
Bringin up all that linda tripp and paula jones and ...
Jennifer flowers stuff!
My wife wont even talk to me! hilary! hilary! hilary --
Chelsea, tell your mom Im talking to her!
Hilary, talk to me, dammit!
Come on, say somethin!
Ill blow somethin up if you dont talk to me, woman!
I cant believe this! ...
My careers in shambles ...
But I still love america!

Me so horny