Frank Zappa Lyrics


By popularity
  1. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
  2. Bobby Brown Goes Down
  3. Scum Bag
  4. Absolutely Free
  5. Sofa No. 2
  6. San Ber'dino
  7. Titties & Beer
  8. Mom & Dad
  9. I'm A Band Leader
  10. Little Beige Sambo
  11. Why Don't You Like Me?
  12. "A Very Nice Body"
  13. Motherly Love
  14. Bobby Brown
  15. Eat The Yellow Snow (Pt 2)
  16. Mr. Green Genes
  17. Mudd Club
  18. Beat It With Your Fist
  19. Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata In B Flat
  20. Camarillo Brillo
  21. Your Mouth
  22. Mudshark
  23. When The Lie's So Big
  24. Brown Shoes Don't Make It
  25. Stevie’s Spanking
  26. Every Time I See You
  27. I Don’t Even Care
  28. I'm So Cute
  29. Strictly Genteel
  30. Dog Breath
  31. Stick Together
  32. Galoot Up-date
  33. Toad O-Line
  34. The Blue Light
  35. Flakes
  36. Memories Of El Monte (1962)
  37. Uncle Remus
  38. Dumb All Over
  39. Dinah-Moe-Humm
  40. Evelyn, A Modified Dog
  41. I'm The Slime
  42. Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
  43. Cruisin' For Burgers
  44. More Trouble Every Day
  45. "A Tunnel Into Muck"
  46. Ship Ahoy
  47. The Mud Shark
  48. Eddie, Are You Kidding?
  49. Muffin Man
  50. Son Of Orange County
  51. Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
  52. "Saliva Can Only Take So Much"
  53. He's So Gay
  54. We're Turning Again
  55. Anyway The Wind Blows
  56. Carol, You Fool
  57. Poofter’s Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
  58. Nanook Rubs It
  59. We Are Not Alone
  60. Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
  61. What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
  62. Cock-suckers’ Ball
  63. 50/50
  64. The Closer You Are
  65. Flower Punk
  66. I Have Been In You
  67. How Could I Be Such A Fool?
  68. Stinkfoot
  69. Watermelon In Easter Hay
  70. Satumaa
  71. Oh No
  72. "Put A Little Motor In 'em"
  73. San Ber’dino
  74. Andy
  75. The Torture Never Stops
  76. Montana
  77. For Duane
  78. Dong Work For Yuda
  79. Dancin' Fool
  80. Are You Hung Up?
  81. Ya Hozna
  82. "Oh-Umm"
  83. Time Is Money
  84. Any Way The Wind Blows
  85. Magdalena
  86. Outside Now
  87. "Dark Water!"
  88. Wild Love
  89. Take Me Out To The Ball Game
  90. Lil' Clanton Shuffle
  91. Waka / Jawaka
  92. Sleeping In A Jar
  93. Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
  94. Learning "Penis Dimension"
  95. Help, I'm A Rock
  96. Stink-foot
  97. Amen
  98. Willie The Pimp
  99. Let's Make The Water Turn Black
  100. For The Young Sophisticate
  101. Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow
  102. Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
  103. Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
  104. Black Napkins
  105. Directly From My Heart To You
  106. Dance Contest
  107. Cosmik Debris
  108. Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
  109. Catholic Girls
  110. Jewish Princess
  111. Easy Meat
  112. Uncle Bernie's Farm
  113. Sofa
  114. Bad Acting
  115. Baby Snakes
  116. Zoot Allures
  117. The Grand Wazoo
  118. A Great Guy
  119. Triyn' To Grow A Chin
  120. Artificial Rhonda
  121. Peaches En Regalia
  122. Sex
  123. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
  124. Jesse Lee
  125. "A Kayak (On Snow)"
  126. Yo' Mama
  127. Goa
  128. Lonesome Electric Turkey
  129. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
  130. "Here Comes The Gear, Lads"
  131. "A Different Octave"
  132. Advance Romance
  133. Pygmy Twylyte
  134. Sharleena
  135. "Don't Eat There"
  136. Aaawk
  137. Gee, I Like Your Pants
  138. Pentagon Afternoon
  139. Status Back Baby
  140. Project X
  141. Dirty Love
  142. Pound For A Brown
  143. "The Pigs' Music"
  144. Apostrophe'
  145. Conehead
  146. Pedro's Dowry
  147. Lonely Little Girl
  148. Babbette
  149. Stolen Moments
  150. Harder Than Your Husband
  151. Wonderful Wino
  152. Cruising For Burgers
  153. Poodle Lecture
  154. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
  155. Handsome Cabin Boy
  156. "You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!"
  157. "Cold Light Generation"
  158. Winos Do Not March
  159. Brown Moses
  160. Overture To A Holiday In Berlin
  161. A Pound For A Brown On The Bus
  162. Filthy Habits
  163. How's Your Bird
  164. A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
  165. 200 Years Old
  166. G-spot Tornado
  167. 9/8 Objects
  168. Be In My Video
  169. Yo Cats
  170. Inca Roads
  171. "This Ain't CNN"
  172. "This Is Phaze III"
  173. "You There, With The Hard On!"
  174. Deseri
  175. Call Any Vegetable
  176. I Wish Moterhead Would Come Back
  177. "This Is Neat"
  178. Stink Foot
  179. Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
  180. The Big Squeeze
  181. A Little Green Rosetta
  182. Fembot In A Wet T-shirt
  183. America Drinks And Goes Home
  184. Cocaine Decisions
  185. Joe's Garage
  186. In France
  187. Rdnzl
  188. None Of The Above
  189. Dio Fa
  190. Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
  191. "How The Pigs' Music Works"
  192. Charva
  193. Welcome To The United States
  194. "Flowing Inside-Out"
  195. Be-bop Tango
  196. Find Her Finer
  197. Aerobics In Bondage
  198. A Game Of Cards
  199. America Drinks & Goes Home
  200. Magic Fingers
  201. "That Would Be The End Of That"
  202. Can't Afford No Shoes
  203. Amnerika Goes Home
  204. "This Is All Wrong"
  205. Duke Of Prunes
  206. A Few Moments With Brother A. West
  207. Amnerika
  208. Hot Poop
  209. I Ain't Got No Heart
  210. Alien Orifice
  211. Bogus Pomp
  212. Moggio
  213. Chunga's Revenge
  214. Titties ’n’ Beer
  215. Planet Of My Dreams
  216. Room Service
  217. Valley Girl
  218. A Pound For A Brown
  219. Dickie's Such An Asshole
  220. Wplj
  221. Sleep Dirt
  222. King Kong
  223. Murder By Numbers
  224. Do Not Try This At Home
  225. A Pig With Wings
  226. Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy
  227. Black Page
  228. The Illinois Enema Bandit
  229. Baked-bean Boogie
  230. Would You Like A Snack?
  231. Jumbo, Go Away
  232. Basement Music #1
  233. Soft-sell Conclusion
  234. Aybe Sea
  235. America Drinks
  236. Approximate
  237. Plastic People
  238. Rubber Shirt
  239. I’m A Beautiful Guy
  240. Promiscuous
  241. Rat Tomago
  242. I'm Not Satisfied
  243. Elvis Has Just Left The Building
  244. Dinah-moe Humm
  245. "Don't Take Me Down"
  246. Any Kind Of Pain
  247. Society Pages
  248. Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
  249. Navanax
  250. "It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This"
  251. A Token Of My Extreme
  252. Rhymin' Man
  253. Tell Me You Love Me
  254. Agency Man
  255. Prologue
  256. Zomby Woof
  257. Bwana Dik
  258. Harder That Your Husband
  259. Big Leg Emma
  260. Wait A Minute
  261. No Not Now
  262. If We’d All Been Living In California...
  263. Stick It Out
  264. I’m So Cute
  265. Envelops The Bath Tub
  266. Disco Boy
  267. Nap Time
  268. Fine Girl
  269. Wedding Dress Song
  270. The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
  271. A Vicious Circle
  272. Uncle Meat
  273. I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
  274. The Black Page Drum Solo / Black Page #1
  275. Almost Chinese
  276. Bacon Fat
  277. Montana (Whipping Floss)
  278. Chunga’s Revenge
  279. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
  280. Cheap Thrills
  281. Alley Cat
  282. Echidna's Arf (Of You)
  283. Let's Move To Cleveland
  284. Republicans
  285. The Motel Room
  286. No. No. No.
  287. T'mershi Duween
  288. Why Not?
  289. The Clap
  290. Fifty-fifty
  291. Any Downers?
  292. Marqueson’s Chicken
  293. Well
  294. Harry, You're A Beast
  295. Transylvania Boogie
  296. Panty Rap
  297. "There's No Lust In Jazz"
  298. "Attack! Attack! Attack!"
  299. Ain't Got No Heart
  300. I’m The Slime
  301. Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
  302. Village Of The Sun
  303. Dog Breath Variations
  304. Sinister Footwear
  305. Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
  306. Janet's Big Dance Number
  307. Kung Fu
  308. Beat The Reaper
  309. Zolar Czakl
  310. A Typical Sound Check
  311. Frank Zappa
  312. This Ain’t Cnn
  313. Fountain Of Love
  314. Charlie's Enormous Mouth
  315. Like It Or Not
  316. Big Swifty
  317. Jones Crusher
  318. Which One Is It?
  319. Ms. Pinky
  320. Love Of My Life
  321. City Of Tiny Lites
  322. St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
  323. Are You Upset?
  324. What Kind Of Girl?
  325. Say Please
  326. Reagan At Bitburg
  327. Do Not Pass Go
  328. Centerville
  329. The Poodle Lecture
  330. Crew Slut
  331. Charles Ives
  332. Them Or Us
  333. Chana In De Bushwop
  334. St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
  335. Concentration Moon
  336. Sunrise Redeemer
  337. Punky's Whips
  338. Packard Goose
  339. Little Umbrellas
  340. Billy The Mountain
  341. Times Beach III
  342. Epilogue
  343. The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
  344. III Revised
  345. Divan
  346. Teenage Wind
  347. Lonesome Cowboy Burt
  348. That's Not Really Reggae
  349. Put A Motor In Yourself
  350. Run Home Slow Theme
  351. A Version Of Himself
  352. Happy Together
  353. Anything
  354. But Who Was Fulcanelli?
  355. My Head?
  356. Heavy Duty Judy
  357. Keep It Greasy
  358. Dickie’s Such An Asshole
  359. Orrin Hatch On Skis
  360. Magic Finger
  361. City Of Tiny Lights
  362. "Have You Ever Heard Their Band?"
  363. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
  364. Dead Girls Of London
  365. "I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back"
  366. Love Story
  367. Kangaroos
  368. Hog Heaven
  369. Sofa #1
  370. Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
  371. The Deathless Horsie
  372. Holiday In Berlin
  373. Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
  374. Night School
  375. Exercise #4
  376. Meow
  377. The Girl's Dream
  378. Secular Humanism
  379. St. Etienne
  380. The Girl In The Magnesium Dress
  381. The Crab-grass Baby
  382. Tryin' To Grow A Chin
  383. Drowning Witch
  384. "pretty Pat
  385. Son Of Mr. Green Genes
  386. Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar Some More
  387. Manx Needs Women
  388. Amnesia Vivace
  389. Valarie
  390. Sinister Footwear II
  391. "Someplace Else Right Now"
  392. You Are What You Is
  393. Father O’blivion
  394. Uncle Bernie’s Farm
  395. Sy Borg
  396. At The Gas Station
  397. Systems Of Edges
  398. Semi-fraudulent / Direct-from-hollywood Overture
  399. Diseases Of The Band
  400. Get A Little
  401. Times Beach II
  402. Jelly Roll Gum Drop
  403. The Girl’s Dream
  404. Intro
  405. Bamboozled By Love
  406. Run Home Cues, #2
  407. Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
  408. We Can Shoot You
  409. The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
  410. Black Page #2
  411. Get Whitey
  412. Whitey (Prototype)
  413. Goblin Girl
  414. The Orange County Lumber Truck
  415. While You Were Out
  416. Canadian Customs
  417. Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
  418. My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
  419. Drums Are Too Noisy
  420. The Nancy & Mary Music
  421. Ancient Armaments
  422. N-lite
  423. Harry-as-a-boy
  424. Waffenspiel
  425. Bow Tie Daddy
  426. Zanti Serenade
  427. Right There
  428. Penguin In Bondage
  429. One Man, One Vote
  430. What's New In Baltimore?
  431. Pink Napkins
  432. On The Bus
  433. Mysterioso
  434. Hot & Putrid
  435. Dance Of The Just Plain Folks
  436. Tush Tush Tush
  437. Lumpy Gravy I
  438. The Sanzini Brothers
  439. Piano/drum Duet
  440. "I Had A Dream About That"
  441. Mary Lou
  442. Letter From Jeepers
  443. Sofa #2
  444. The Motel Lobby
  445. Going For The Money
  446. You Didn't Try To Call Me
  447. Questi Cazzi Di Piccione
  448. Now You See It - Now You Don't
  449. Envelopes
  450. God Bless America
  451. I'm Stealing The Towels
  452. Heavenly Bank Account
  453. Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
  454. Peaches Iii
  455. Gross Man
  456. Jezebel Boy
  457. Florentine Pogen
  458. Electric Aunt Jemima
  459. Is That All There Is?
  460. Flambay
  461. Planet Of The Baritone Women
  462. Ruthie-ruthie
  463. Why Johnny Can't Read
  464. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
  465. Swans? What Swans?
  466. If We'd All Been Living In California...
  467. Teen-age Wind
  468. Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
  469. Chalk Pie
  470. King Kong (As Played By 3 Deranged Good Humor Trucks)
  471. Scrutinizer Postlude
  472. Weasels Ripped My Flesh
  473. Tink Walks Amok
  474. While You Were Art II
  475. The Purple Lagoon / Approximate
  476. A Bunch Of Adventures
  477. Beer Shampoo
  478. The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
  479. Road Ladies
  480. Canard Toujours
  481. Can’t Afford No Shoes
  482. Drafted Again
  483. Church Chat
  484. Clowns On Velvet
  485. Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
  486. Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)
  487. The Mud Shark Interview
  488. The Central Scrutinizer
  489. Outrage At Valdez
  490. Lemme Take You To The Beach
  491. Damp Ankles
  492. Canard Du Jour
  493. The Black Page
  494. Drop Dead
  495. Wowie Zowie
  496. The Way I See It, Barry
  497. Cops & Buns
  498. I Don’t Wanna Get Drafted
  499. What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
  500. Dinah Moe Humm
  501. It Must Be A Camel
  502. Let’s Make The Water Turn Black
  503. Doreen
  504. Dancing Fool
  505. The Booger Man
  506. Return Of The Hunch-back Duke
  507. Latex Solar Beef
  508. The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
  509. Cucamonga
  510. Once Upon A Time
  511. Who Needs The Peace Corp?
  512. Wistful Wit A Fist-full
  513. Outside Now (Original Solo)
  514. Penis Dimension
  515. The Mudshark Interview
  516. H.r. 2911
  517. Progress?
  518. Help, I’m A Rock
  519. Keep It Greasey
  520. Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude
  521. Redneck Eats
  522. I Could Be A Star Now
  523. Jazz From Hell
  524. Mystery Roach
  525. The Untouchables
  526. I'm Doomed
  527. The Downtown Talent Scout
  528. I'm So Happy I Could Cry
  529. Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers
  530. Massaggio Galore
  531. It Can't Happen Here
  532. Lumpy Gravy
  533. Dummy Up
  534. Tinsel Town Rebellion
  535. Po-jama People
  536. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
  537. Pick Me, I’m Clean
  538. Tinseltown Rebellion
  539. Jolly Good Fellow
  540. In-a-gadda-stravinsky
  541. I Was In A Drum
  542. Mother People
  543. Stucco Homes
  544. The Air
  545. Debra Kadabra
  546. Regyptian Strut
  547. The Beltway Bandits
  548. Getting Stewed
  549. He’s So Gay
  550. Just One More Time
  551. Where’s Our Equipment?
  552. The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyality Oath
  553. King Kong (As Motorhead Explains It)
  554. King Kong Itself (As Played By The Mothers In A Studio)
  555. Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
  556. Trouble Every Day
  557. Cradle Rock
  558. Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
  559. That Ol' G Minor Thing Again
  560. This Is A Test
  561. Marqueson's Chicken
  562. The Mammy Nuns
  563. Blessed Relief
  564. Willie The Pimp Part Two
  565. The Radio Is Broken
  566. Nine Types Of Industrial Pollution
  567. Johnny Darling
  568. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
  569. When No One Was No One
  570. Twenty Small Cigars
  571. The London Cab Tape
  572. The Dangerous Kitchen
  573. The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
  574. Dinah-moe-hum
  575. Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
  576. Spider Of Destiny
  577. Luigi & The Wise Guys
  578. I'm A Beautiful Guy
  579. Later That Night
  580. Eat That Question
  581. Wonderful Tattoo!
  582. Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
  583. F. Z. /jcb Drum Duet
  584. Hotel Atlanta Incidentals
  585. He Used To Cut The Grass
  586. Invocation & Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
  587. Lonesome Cowboy Nando
  588. Canarsie
  589. It Can’t Happen Here
  590. Harry & Rhonda
  591. The Gumbo Variations
  592. Suicide Chump
  593. Advance Romance (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3 )
  594. The Little March
  595. Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio?
  596. Stevie's Spanking
  597. Illinois Enema Bandit
  598. You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here
  599. Ruth Is Sleeping
  600. Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
  601. Porn Wars
  602. Father O'blivion
  603. Pick Me, I'm Clean
  604. Stuff Up The Cracks
  605. Punky’s Whips
  606. Brixton Still Life
  607. The Spew King
  608. Jazz Discharge Party Hats
  609. He's Watching Us
  610. Proto-minimalism
  611. Jim & Tammy's Upper Room
  612. Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
  613. Lost In A Whirlpool
  614. Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
  615. Buffalo Voice
  616. Holiday In Berlin, Full-blown
  617. Mr Clean (Alternate Mix)
  618. Prelude To King Kong
  619. King Kong (The Gardner Varieties)
  620. Venusian Time Bandits
  621. Didja Get Any Onya?
  622. What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
  623. If Only She Woulda
  624. I’m Stealing The Towels
  625. Igor's Boogie, Phase One
  626. Hot-plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
  627. Igor's Boogie, Phase Two
  628. Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
  629. Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula
  630. Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
  631. You Got Your Armies
  632. Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
  633. Dear Jeepers
  634. Holding The Group Back
  635. The World's Greatest Sinner
  636. Where's Our Equipment?
  637. Botulism On The Hoof
  638. Childish Perversions
  639. If You're Not A Professional Actor
  640. I Come From Nowhere
  641. Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
  642. Naked City
  643. The Uncle Meat Variations
  644. The Legend Of The Golden Arches
  645. Nig Biz
  646. Switching Girls
  647. Master Ringo
  648. Who Needs The Peace Corps?
  649. Charlie’s Enormous Mouth
  650. Hungry Freaks, Daddy
  651. Library Card
  652. Sweet Leilani
  653. Things That Look Like Meat
  654. Pygmy Twylite
  655. Won Ton On
  656. I Don't Know If I Can (Go Through This Again)
  657. Beauty Knows No Pain
  658. Xmas Values
  659. Too Ugly For Show Business
  660. He's Right
  661. Louie Louie
  662. Geneva Farewell
  663. Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
  664. Dental Hygeine Dilemma
  665. Chocolate Halvah
  666. Little Rubber Girl
  667. It's From Kansas
  668. Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
  669. Ronnie Sings?
  670. The Florida Airport Tape
  671. Dog Breath, In The Year Of The Plague
  672. Truck Driver Divorce
  673. The Man From Utopia
  674. The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
  675. Move It Or Park It
  676. Religious Superstition
  677. Treacherous Cretins
  678. City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
  679. Bored Out 90 Over
  680. Briefcase Boogie
  681. Black Napkins (The Deathless Horsie)
  682. The Idiot Bastard Son
  683. Once Again, Without The Net
  684. The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)
  685. Champagne Lecture
  686. Run Home Cues, #3
  687. Tiger Roach
  688. Bit Of Nostalgia
  689. For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-hikers)
  690. Ian Underwood Whips It Out
  691. Farther O'Blivion
  692. Let’s Move To Cleveland
  693. When It's Perfect...
  694. Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
  695. Whippin' Post
  696. King Kong (It's Magnificence As Interpreted By Dom Dewild)
  697. The White Boy Troubles
  698. Be-bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
  699. Friendly Little Finger
  700. That Evil Prince
  701. You Call That Music?
  702. No, No Cherry
  703. Tears Began To Fall
  704. The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
  705. Dew On The Newts We Got
  706. The Dressing Room
  707. The Worst Reviews
  708. You Are Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
  709. Kenny’s Booger Story
  710. The Sealed Tuna Bolero
  711. Wind Up Workin’ In The Gas Station
  712. The Evil Prince
  713. Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar
  714. Naval Aviation In Art?
  715. For Calvin
  716. Jcb Kansas On The Bus #1
  717. Kaiser Rolls
  718. The 'torchum' Never Stops
  719. Echidna's Arf
  720. Hitch Hike
  721. Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
  722. Go Cry On Somebody Else’s Shoulder
  723. Diptheria Blues
  724. Harry, You’re A Beast
  725. Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
  726. Super Grease
  727. What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?
  728. Man With The Woman Head
  729. Ronnie's Booger Story
  730. Semi-Fradulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
  731. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
  732. Concentration Moon, Part One
  733. The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
  734. That's Not Really A Shuffle
  735. Excentrifugal Forz
  736. Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me?
  737. She Painted Up Her Face
  738. Teen-age Prostitute
  739. Wet T-shirt Nite
  740. Pinocchio's Furniture
  741. I Don't Even Care
  742. I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
  743. The Finale
  744. Tiny Sick Tears
  745. Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
  746. I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
  747. Roland's Big Event / Strat Vindaloo
  748. Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
  749. Tinsel-Town Rebellion
  750. How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)
  751. Soup 'n Old Clothes
  752. Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
  753. Martin Lickert's Story
  754. Tuna Fish Promenade
  755. Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
  756. The Blackouts
  757. Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I
  758. Little House I Used To Live In
  759. Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk
  760. Joe’s Garage
  761. The M.o.i. Anti-smut Loyalty Oath
  762. Variations On Sinister #3
  763. Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing?
  764. Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich
  765. The Duke Regains His Chops
  766. Broken Hearts
  767. The Dog Breath Variations
  768. Smell My Beard
  769. Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
  770. It Just Might Be A One-shot Deal
  771. Who Are The Brain Police?
  772. Dental Hygiene Dilemma
  773. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
  774. Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
  775. I’m A Band Leader
  776. Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
  777. Concentration Moon, Part Two
  778. Shove It Right In
  779. Wistful With A Fist-full
  780. Little Girl Of Mine
  781. When It Feels Natural...
  782. Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
  783. The Little House I Used To Live In
  784. Cletus Awreetus-awrightus
  785. Food Gathering In Post-industrial America, 1992
  786. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
  787. Revised Music For Guitar And Low-Budget Orchestra
  788. You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
  789. The Dick Kunc Story
  790. The Groupie Routine
  791. Our Bizarre Relationship
  792. My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 4)
  793. Playground Psychotics
  794. The Duke Of Prunes
  795. We’re Turning Again
  796. Ride My Face To Chicago
  797. We Gotta Get Into Something Real
  798. Ronnie’s Booger Story
  799. Here Lies Love
  800. Where Is Johnny Velvet?
  801. Underground Freak-out Music
  802. "we Made Our Reputation Doing It That Way ...
  803. German Lunch
  804. The Voice Of Cheese
  805. Why Don’t You Like Me?
  806. The Dead Girls Of London
  807. No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
  808. Would You Go All The Way?
  809. The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
  810. Willie The Pimp Part One
  811. Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
  812. It Ain't Necessarily The Saint James Infirmary
  813. Toads Of The Short Forest
  814. Touring Can Make You Crazy
  815. Undaunted Band Plays On
  816. White Ugliness
  817. Janet’s Big Dance Number
  818. Very Distraughtening
  819. Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
  820. Jcb Kansas On The Bus #2
  821. Whats New
  822. The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
  823. When The Lie’s So Big
  824. Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
  825. Jeff Quits
  826. The Phone Call / My Babe
  827. The Massive Improve'lence
  828. You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)
  829. King Kong (Live On A Flat Bed Diesel In The Middle Of A Race Track At A Miami Pop Festival...)
  830. You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
  831. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)
  832. What’s New In Baltimore?
  833. The Mammy Anthem
  834. The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
  835. The Living Garbage Truck
  836. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich
  837. I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben & The Jets)
  838. The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part I)
  839. Down In De Dew
  840. Drooling Midrange Accountants On Easter Hay
  841. Do You Like My New Car?
  842. Orange County Lumber Truck Part 1
  843. Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
  844. No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
  845. Cheepnis
  846. Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 5)
  847. Kenny's Booger Story
  848. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
  849. Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part Ii
  850. Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of Sinister Footwear
  851. Go Cry On Somebody
  852. They Made Me Eat It
  853. Why Don’tcha Do Me Right?
  854. Watermelons In Easter Hay
  855. Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation)
  856. Mom And Dad
  857. Cletus Awreetus Awrightus
  858. Torture Never Stops
  859. The Massive Improve’lence
  860. Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol 3)
  861. Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
  862. Sexual Harrassment In The Workplace
  863. Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
  864. Telephone Conversation
  865. Sinister Footwear Second Movement
  866. Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar
  867. Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
  868. Titties 'N Beer (inc. Chrissy Puked Twice)
  869. Undaunted, The Band Plays On
  870. Crusin For Burgers
  871. Revised Music For Guitar And Orchestra
  872. Don't Take Me Down
  873. You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!
  874. A Tunnel Into Muck
  875. Dark Water!
  876. This Is All Wrong
  877. How The Pigs' Music Works
  878. Someplace Else Right Now
  879. This Is Phaze III
  880. Semi-fraudulent/direct-from-hollywood Overture
  881. Cold Light Generation
  882. What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body (reprise)
  883. Yo’ Mama
  884. Rhymin’ Man
  885. Have You Ever Heard Their Band?
  886. 'It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This'
  887. No No No
  888. This Ain't CNN
  889. Oh-Umm
  890. Learning 'Penis Dimension'
  891. The Black Page Drum Solo/black Page #1
  892. Here Comes The Gear, Lads
  893. How Could I Be Such A Fool
  894. The ’torchum’ Never Stops
  895. Apostrophe(')
  896. Saliva Can Only Take So Much
  897. Don't Eat There
  898. You There, With The Hard On
  899. Dancin’ Fool
  900. Tryin’ To Grow A Chin
  901. Waka/Jawaka
  902. Jumbo Go Away
  903. This Is Neat
  904. A Different Octave
  905. Put A Little Motor In 'em
  906. A Very Nice Body
  907. The Pigs' Music
  908. That Would Be The End Of That
  909. A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
  910. Flowing Inside-Out
  911. 'There's No Lust In Jazz'
  912. A Kayak (On Snow)

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