Confession From Man To Man Lyrics by Uncle Outrage

I have a confession to make to you my brother,
You are the one there is no other.
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
But you're like a dolphin.
Swim to me man, as fast as you can.
Yo, start swimming, swim team man.
Splash!
Water equals best friend.
You are my best friend.
Swim to me.
Swim.