Syndicated Inc. Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

My whole family
Loves threes company
See the reruns constantly
There on my tv

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Well, I know whats on the tube
I know just what to see
Got my tv guide with me

mash and all in the family
the munsters and mayberry r. f. d.
I will always be busy
Watching my tv

Oprah winfrey talks to me
Every day at three
Then soon itll be
wheel and jeopardy

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Well, Im in such ecstasy
When Im watchin tv
Im a boob tube devotee

Think Im losin my sanity
Im addicted to regis and kathie lee
Forever I will always be
Glued to my tv

Love the partridge family
And dynasty
And laverne and shirley
And hard copy

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